I've been having some serious back pain since last Monday. Finally tapped out and went to doctors office today. After a couple of perfectly timed bone(r) jokes, the nurse offered to give me a check up. She had warm hands. Doctor suggested I get some x-rays. Nurse was having technical difficulty; took several faulty x-rays. I kept making inappropriate hulk jokes due to over exposure to radiation. Asked nurse to check me for "unusual growth". Nurse asked me to take off any metal. I removed belt, pants were around ankles. She said "not yet, that's after drinks"
Moral of the story: Even though it was cold in the x-ray room I still got her number, a bulging disc on my back, and vicodin.
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