Wednesday, May 20, 2009

breakups are tough

Dear Hand,

I wanted to tell you in person, but I wanted to avoid a potentially hostile scene. First off let me say the years we have had together have been wonderful. I feel like it has been a mutually satisfactory relationship that we have had. I know over the years I have occasionally stepped out on you, but I have always come back to you. It pains me to say it, but we have always open with one another. I just want to let you know that I can no longer be exclusive with you. It is not you, it is ME. I am not in a place in my life where I can be committed to just one person, or hand. I need to experience what life has to offer, be it be our longstanding relationship or a new relationship with an actual girl.

Hopefully we can maintain our friendship, and at mutually acceptable times, maybe have some benefits.



All the best,

waK the midger hunter

2 comments:

goddessintellect said...

Hey you! I somehow expected to see nudity..blogs on nudity and porn..I am delightfully surprised...
Are you sure abandoning your hand is what's best right now? Hand has stuck with/to you through thick and thin- ride or die?
Just saying......

H-Town-Funky-Town said...

This is why I didn’t want to read it!!!!

Dear foot….please talk to his ass.