Wednesday, May 20, 2009

breakups are tough

Dear Hand,

I wanted to tell you in person, but I wanted to avoid a potentially hostile scene. First off let me say the years we have had together have been wonderful. I feel like it has been a mutually satisfactory relationship that we have had. I know over the years I have occasionally stepped out on you, but I have always come back to you. It pains me to say it, but we have always open with one another. I just want to let you know that I can no longer be exclusive with you. It is not you, it is ME. I am not in a place in my life where I can be committed to just one person, or hand. I need to experience what life has to offer, be it be our longstanding relationship or a new relationship with an actual girl.

Hopefully we can maintain our friendship, and at mutually acceptable times, maybe have some benefits.

All the best,

waK the midger hunter


goddessintellect said...

Hey you! I somehow expected to see nudity..blogs on nudity and porn..I am delightfully surprised...
Are you sure abandoning your hand is what's best right now? Hand has stuck with/to you through thick and thin- ride or die?
Just saying......

H-Town-Funky-Town said...

This is why I didn’t want to read it!!!!

Dear foot….please talk to his ass.