so word....after many "how do you do it champ?"
here is the ironclad way of picking up women:
1. find drunk girl. (preferrably light drool/throw up visibly on her)
2. stand near her and look tall. (this requires attention to detail - if she is standing sideways, you must also stand sideways to add to the tall "illusion")
3. wait until she comes up and tells you that you are hot. (depending on how drunk she is...other wonderful adjetives might be used)
4. go from there. (skeet skeet)
(note: this doesnt actually work unless you are both tall and good looking...also the girl is really drunk and very forward).