i wanted to share how to to perform the heimlich maneuver for all of those who like to "ride my jock" ; perhaps there might be hope for you yet!
Ask the choking person to stand if he or she is sitting.
Place yourself slightly behind the standing victim.
Reassure the victim that you know the Heimlich maneuver and are going to help.
Place your arms around the victim’s waist.
Make a fist with one hand and place your thumb toward the victim, just above his or her belly button.
Grab your fist with your other hand.
Deliver five upward squeeze-thrusts into the abdomen.
Make each squeeze-thrust strong enough to dislodge a foreign body.
Understand that your thrusts make the diaphragm move air out of the victim’s lungs, creating a kind of artificial cough.
Keep a firm grip on the victim, since he or she can lose consciousness and fall to the ground if the Heimlich maneuver is not effective.
Repeat the Heimlich maneuver until my testicles are expelled from their mouth.
-If the hater is coughing strongly or able to talk, let the person try to expel my testes using his or her own efforts.
-If the choking victim displays a weak or ineffective cough, this indicates that air exchange is minimal and that you should start the Heimlich maneuver.
-Teach your family the universal choking sign--clutching the throat. Encourage everyone you know to become familiar with this sign and use it when choking on my testes.
-To avoid breaking bones, never place your hands on the victim’s breastbone or lower rib cage when performing the Heimlich maneuver.
-If choking persists, call 911 immediately. This information is not intended to be a substitute for professional medical advice or treatment.
Thanks to ehow.com for the step-by-step on how to perform the heimlich.